Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.