Getting the news from your dentist
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At tooth hurty.
Because he had Green Acres!
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
A dentist
To get a filling!
Two Thirty.
They hate plaque buildup.
Buck-teeth!
They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
Plaqueface
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I got a filling, woo-hoo!"
tooth-hurty
Because it was accidental.
Shoot lions.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
Poached.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Matisse hurt!
Newer magazines
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Calculus
He had an Inconvenient Tooth.
The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.
Molar opposites.
Tooth Hurty (2:30)
We need to give you a cavity search
Tooth-Hurty
Toof Hurty.
A little plaque.
A filling station!
Tooth hurty
It had concavities...
Tooth-hurty.
A dent*ist*.
She:No, I'm a dentist
Tooth-hurty
He was already taking out a tooth
Because it goes right out of your head.
You have a hole in one. "
He ate the dentist.
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
He braces himself
Because dentists like everything straight and white.
Because egypt his tooth.
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.
Because he is boring.
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
To improve his bite !
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
A group of dentists who work together.
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Your dentist.
A Drill Sergeant
Fill 'er up!"
Caps and robbers
A drill sergeant !
Because of tooth decade!
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
2:30
This won't hurt a byte
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis.
We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
He dented his tooth
Because they always get root access.
Girl: No, I am a dentist.
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
It needed a filling.
Because they are so filling.
Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.
It is a flossy compression method.
A flossopher!
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
to help with the cavity searches
Two thirty.
Tooth-hurty!
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
A molar bear
At the filling station
Tooth hurty.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
It needed a root canal.
The light was on.
A filling station.
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
Ubisoft
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
It's a Taurus!
A full set of teeth.
Hard cheese.
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
