Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.