Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :