Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans