Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

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Whatsapp &amp?

Facebook?

What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.