Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What's the difference between a chickpea &amp a lentil?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face

2 Kid Jokes More 2 Kid Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.