What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!