Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah