Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.