What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

Why are Russians so heartless?

Because organ traders offer good price.