What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'