What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.