Why are Russians so heartless?

Because organ traders offer good price.

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello