What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.