What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...