How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.