How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.