What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein