What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.