A really strong gust of wind.
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They have big fans.
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
A. Blew.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.
It's more fun to break wind
Because all they do is break wind.
Fa Ting
Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
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Because the trees break wind.
Disgusting. I'll see myself out...
Blue away with the wind !
It was wound up already.
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper
A rough draft
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Because you're breaking wind.
Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"
I went out on a limb.
It says, "Shhh!" all day!
Santa Ana
Katabatic
The NBA draft
To Chicago
Gone With The Wind.
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
I'm not a big fan."
Foehn
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
A: Don't wind it.
Dansk kush.
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !
They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.
4: McDonalds The end
Her arms are amputated.
So that they can hear each other over their clothes
HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."
Slow your roll.
Heir mail
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.
Humiditea.
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