What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind