What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

A: Don't wind it.