What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.