How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.