How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.