How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.