What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

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What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.