What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...