Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims