Because he is lying.
A maid man.
Good mourning.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
They pick and choose what they want to believe.
