What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.