What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood