What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks