What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs