What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !