What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...