What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.