How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"