Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.
Carve a turkey
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
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They went on strike!
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.