What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.