What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.