What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!