What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.