How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.