How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.