Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.