Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset