Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.