Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.