Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset