Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset