Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

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All their work is pro Bono.

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.