Football Game Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Short Bus Jokes More Short Bus Jokes

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.