What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Why did the football go to the bank?

to get is quarterback.

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Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player