A: I get a kick out of you.
Kick the altar boy in the back off the head
It swept with his girlfriend :P
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
They keep drawing !
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.