Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.