You can't play football with the remote.
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They are always going the Wong way.
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
Drew Brees
Possession
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
Jesus going up for the cross!
to get is quarterback.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
Half time, they get to switch sides again
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Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
It was a boxer!
A: I get a kick out of you.
Loinback.
Oil of Ole Ole Ole
Because americans don't play it.
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
At a football!
She wanted to be the center of attention.
The team's kipper !
You switch sides at half time.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
So he could watch the football
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Fiver side!
They keep drawing !
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
They'll tell you
Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
They where playing for the cup !
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
Her coach was a pumpkin
They are both interesting to watch.
Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
Because of all the tellers.
They've never known what home is.
To-mate-toes!
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.
Curt and Rod
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
Because not very many of them can dance.
Because he had no body to dance with!
All they talk about is the presidential erection
Everywhere.
Good morning your Honor!
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
