Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome