How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.