How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty