How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.

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Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!