Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What do you call an Islamic cow?

A Mooslim