Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.