Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Necromancer Jokes More Necromancer Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Skeleton Crew Jokes More Skeleton Crew Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.