What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON