What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!