What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.