What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!