Nicolas Cage Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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What do you call a psychic on /b/?

A 4Chan-Teller

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!