Oh God Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Democratic Party Jokes More Democratic Party Jokes

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

Xd Jokes More Xd Jokes

What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that