What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"