What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!