What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"