What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.