What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.