What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.