What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

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What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.