What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

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What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.