How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did Arthur have a round table ?

So no one could corner him !

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees