What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!