Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call an exceptionally smart Native American?

IndiGENIUS

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"