Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer