Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!