Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

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How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.