What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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Why did Arthur have a round table ?

So no one could corner him !

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.