What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What do you call a homeless college student?

A philosophy major

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver?

An Uber mensche.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.