What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.