What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.