Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.