Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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Paddy O'furniture

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places