Iron Man Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks :D

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Unemployed.

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Because they are sold out to crackers!

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

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Swiper no Swiping

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.