Iron Man Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks :D

You might also enjoy:

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Simple Command Jokes More Simple Command Jokes

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Feline Jokes More Feline Jokes

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons