Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

the Foo Fighters

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What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision